My Journal

I'm due to sit for the GRE on Tuesday and I realised, today at 6pm, that there is a Quantitative Reasoning section.

Quantitative Reasoning = Math = Die = Bye, Grad School

I know, I know. It's just high school arithmetic - the stuff of funny graphs, prime numbers and curious fractions.

You don't understand the severity of my circumstance.

I was awarded an "A" for O-Level A-Math.

As in, "A" for Absent.

True story.

(Kids, don't try this at home. I can afford to evade Math because I am gifted in Bullshit and Russian History.)